Few things are as equally endearing and exasperating as the dad joke. With June comes Father’s Day, so the dads of STRONG have pulled out their best lines.
1. I was playing chess with my friend, and he said, “Let’s make this interesting.”
So we stopped playing chess. – Stan Long
2. What’s a pirate’s favorite restaurant?
ARRRRRby’s – Will Giuliani
3. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
Look for the fresh prints! – Jeremy McRee
4. “Dad, can you put my shoes on?”
“No, I don’t think they’ll fit me.” – Chris Jones
5. Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?
The Old Volks home. – Marcus Turner
6. Dad: “Have you heard about the new movie Constipation?“
Kid: “What? No!”
Dad: “It never came out.” – Nathan Phillips
7. Son: “Dad, how many people work at your office?”
Dad: “About 10% of us.” – David McMath (referencing his former company)
